These are my amateur works – Self Published and unedited. I provide that disclaimer as a warning to potential buyers; while I love these pieces for what they are, and what they represent in my journey as a writer, they are the epitome of unpolished and raw. Viewer discretion is advised…
Honk if you hate Killer Clowns
A not so swift killer clown is on the loose, and the only hope is a washed up detective with time on his hands and bourbon on his breath. As the the story progresses, lots of things happen, and many idiots get in the way. This “horror” story is outrageously funny, supremely stupid, and a perfect read for this Halloween season. If you’re brave…
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Idiots are Everywhere
Ever eat? work? Shop? Use the bathroom? or Drive anywhere? Did you ever encounter someone and say to yourself. “What an Idiot!” Did you say yes? Did you expect a response from me? If so, I apologize. This is a book and I can’t respond to you, but I ‘hear ya.’ “Idiots Are Everywhere” is divided into 10 sections of comical analysis and invented interviews designed at capturing the mindset of everyday people as they go about their lives and are forced to interact with others. You may never look at a normal situation the same again.
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Deadly Crossings
Jon Skiles is a Special Agent, employed by the Van Eyck Agency’s central New York office and is climbing the ranks after a tumultuous childhood and start to his law enforcement career. When a highly decorated agent is murdered, Jon sets out to defend the man wrongfully accused of the crime, and is sent down a path of scandal, corruption, and ultimate redemption as he seeks to bring the real killers to justice…
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twelve til dawn
As a fan of Edgar Allen Poe, HP Lovecraft, Stephen King, and Rod Serling, I love to intertwine horror and irony, with just a sprinkling of humor. Twelve til dawn is an anthology of my favorite type of creation – the short story. Read if you’re brave…
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The Complete works of Lars Breckenridge
A collection of depressing and morose poems by the enigmatic Lars Breckenridge.
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Chanawicz – episode 4
The year is 1997, and Jason O’Conner has just started working at a family owned grocery store in central New York. Reality makes for the best fiction, and as Jason encounters a host of ridiculous characters from the Napoleonic manager of the store to the inept son of the owner, he begins to piece together his own creation – a sitcom based on his new job. Episode IV is the fourth and final part in the series and serves as the Holiday Edition, including the events of “You Don’t Want Paper” “6 for today, 12 for tomorrow” “The Graveyard Shift” & “A little peepin’ for the holidays”
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Chanawicz – episode 3
The year is 1997, and Jason O’Conner has just started working at a family owned grocery store in central New York. Reality makes for the best fiction, and as Jason encounters a host of ridiculous characters from the Napoleonic manager of the store to the inept son of the owner, he begins to piece together his own creation – a sitcom based on his new job. Episode III is the third part in the series, and includes the events of “Meet Volo,” “National Customer Appreciation Day,” and “Taking a breather”
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Chanawicz – episode 2
The year is 1997, and Jason O’Conner has just started working at a family owned grocery store in central New York. Reality makes for the best fiction, and as Jason encounters a host of ridiculous characters from the Napoleonic manager of the store to the inept son of the owner, he begins to piece together his own creation – a sitcom based on his new job. Episode II is the second part in the series, and includes the events of “Out of Stock, Out of Business” and “Gentlemen…there’s a rat in my house…”
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Chanawicz – episode 1
The year is 1997, and Jason O’Connor has just started working at a family owned grocery store in central New York. Reality makes for the best fiction, and as Jason encounters a host of ridiculous characters from the Napoleonic manager of the store to the inept son of the owner, he begins to piece together his own creation – a sitcom based on his new job. Episode I is the first part in the series, and includes the events of “Paging Bill Miller” and “Welcome to Chanawicz”